This week's Wiseasserisms:
Less than 7 weeks
to go!
September 11 & 12 I'm walking 60km to
End Women's Cancer.
Yes, that's real sweat. Just be grateful you can't smell it!
I'm at 69% of goal. If you haven't yet donated any amount
(from C$10 and up) please do.
Go to www.endcancer.ca
Click on the TORONTO banner, then my name MIKE HANSON and pledge what you can. Or call 416-815 WALK (9255).
I'm (almost) in shape.
I've lost the 10 lbs my doctor
told me to lose. A couple of times.
No, I won't find them behind me. Wiseass.
I don't diet. Admittedly I did try the "Scotch diet" but only lost 10 days.
I'm learning how to cook with wine. Soon I may even add food.
I tried health food. It made me sick.
And I avoid organic foods. At my age
I need all the preservatives I can get.
- MIKE HANSON
Wiseasserist, Faux Foodie & Voice Actor
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